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PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:43 pm    

'Twas the night before Kristmas
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'Twas the night before Kristmas, when all through the warehouse.

Tony was stirring, and so was the louse;

The unpaid bills were hung by the Meridian with care,

In hopes that more sale orders soon would be there;

The swindlers were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Nam Sang danced in their heads;

And Debra with her mischief, and I with my night cap,

Had just settled down for a long lazy nap,

When out in the desert there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see I was fatter.

Away to the window I flew like a moth,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sauce.

The moon on the ground like gray portland snow.

Gave the lustre of rusted kracked kamado's below

When, what to my wandering eyes should appear,

But some Fraud Forum members, and "K" broken gear,

With a computer keyboard, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment I must hide cause i'm Dick.

More rapid than eagles my cursers they came,

And they hollered, and shouted, cause they knew my game;

"Now, liar! Now, Cheater! Now, Deciever like Nixon!

On, Vomit! on Stupid! Stop kamado fixin!

We lost all our business, for no returned call,

Now cash away! cash away! cash away all!"

Outside the casino buffet the cursers they flew,

With the sleigh full of parts and the Admin too.

And when I was sweating, and hiding my loot,

The smashing and cracking of tiles under boots.

As I threw up my guts, and was spinning around,

Down the chimney Fraud Members came with a bound.

They looked up and down , from my head to my toe,

And their clothes were all tarnished with ashes ya know;

A bundle of parts they had flung on their back,

And they looked like a peddler just checking for kracks.

R.J.'s eyes -- how they wrinkled! his pimples how scary!

His cheeks were like roses, his ass like fat cherries!

His droll giant mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the rolls of his chin had that old johnson glow;

The coconut charcoal he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a thief;

He had a broad face and a big fat round belly,

That shook, when he lied, like M-63 jelly?

He was chubby and plump, a rolly polly old codger,

And he hissed when they saw him, like a kustomer dodger;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave them to know they had so much to dread;

He spoke lot's of words, but didn't do any work,

Then stole all the stock; and turned like a jerk,

And laying his finger inside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the Meridian he rose;

He sprang to his feet, to his fanboy's gave a whistle,

And away they all ran with hammers and chisels,

But I heard him exclaim, as he ducked out of sight,

"Scary Kristmas to all, and to all a broke night."
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:26 pm    

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